I'm going to impose a strict "no more polar bears for several months" policy for my blog after this, because this could get silly, but here are some pictures from another email that was forwarded to me.
These are things we can learn from our great white friends up north:
A) Always get your beauty sleep.
B) No half-hearted hugs - bear hugs all the time.
C) Get exercise, and don't neglect your core.
D) Always look your best.
E) Beware of penguins.
F) Because they're annoying little bastards (click on picture to animate).