Tuesday, August 22, 2006

my Bell

This goes out to the guy who stole my $2.00 MEC bell last night, when Annalise and I were at the baseball game at the Rogers Centre.
You are a truly despicable creature, and, despite the fact that I'm one of the most easy-going guys around, you are VERY lucky I didn't catch you leaning over my Kona, fiddling around with a bike utility tool.


cyclingdave said...

crazy! who steals a bell?

Tuco said...

I know? Jackass. Funny thing is I almost never ring the bell, but as we cycled home that night I did reach out for it, didn't feel it, and looked down and it was gone!

Eclectchick said...

Even luckier he didn't scratch or otherwise sully your bike!!

Rgscarter said...

That really sucks. It reminds me of the Kids in the Hall sketch "Bruce's Letter to the Guy Who Stole His Bike Wheel" (subing bell for wheel) -
"Why'd you do it? Are you some kind of jerk or something?...what you think? I'd drive home and not notice it was stolen?...You human loser. Why didn't you buy your own wheel if you wanted one so badly? That's what i did..."
What kind of degenerate does that? Is there some hot blackmarket for small bike accessories valued under $5?